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Got
a Crush? Get a Message in a Bottle!
Oh,
the joys and agonies you want to say I got a crush.
And the questions! Do I tell the person? Do I not tell
them I got a crush on them? How do I tell them I got
a crush? Then, there’s the when and where questions.
Really, all of that swirling around in your head is
enough to give anybody a headache. And a Message in
a Bottle is the cure!
Yes, all you have to do is write your own personal I
got a crush on you message and tuck it snugly in a Message
in a Bottle. You don’t even have to sign it! Then
you wait for your chance to slip your anonymous little
I got a crush Message in a Bottle onto your crush’s
desk or backpack or purse or . . .
You get the idea. A Message in a Bottle gives you the
chance to share your I got a crush feelings without
having to fear the results.
Which is silly, really, when you think about it. Because
anyone would be thrilled to find someone like you has
a crush on them. Why? Because you’re smart, creative,
and willing to go the extra mile to say I got a crush
on you in a very special, inventive way—with a
Message in a Bottle. So you’re much more likely
to get a great big hug—or better, a romantic dinner
for two and then a room, well, you can take it from
there, I’m sure—when you use a Message in
a Bottle to say I got a crush on you.
You didn’t realize you were so smart, did you?
Well, you are! And that special person you want to say
I got a crush on you to will know that as soon as they
get their Message in a Bottle—if they didn’t
know it already.
And you know, as I started thinking about crushes, (and
I confess I’ve had a few, but don’t tell anybody,
okay? Let’s just keep that a secret between us),
I started thinking about how a crush doesn’t have
to just the romantic kind.
What on earth am I talking about, you’re sitting
there wondering. And I don’t blame you. But think
about it. A crush can also mean a fondness for or an
appreciation for someone or something they do.
And that takes saying I got a crush on you with a Message
in a Bottle to a whole other realm. Why, you could use
a Message in a Bottle to tell that receptionist at the
office how you (who chooses to remain anonymous) just
absolutely love the way she makes coffee. Or that nice
mailroom guy who always has a smile and a joke for you
when he comes by your cube that you admire his smile
and find him outrageously funny. So show them your appreciation
with a Message in a Bottle!
Imagine the sparkle it’ll bring to their eyes!
The bounce it’ll put in their step! Because, you
know, seriously, everyone could use a little anonymous
attention in the form of a special appreciation note
in a Message in a Bottle these days. Even if you wouldn’t
necessarily say I got a crush on you to them, you admire
them, don’t you?
So become the secret admirer of the masses! Yes! Order
lots of Message in a Bottles and show people you admire
and appreciate the little things they do, anonymously,
of course. Because if there’s one thing people
like even better than being admired, it’s having
a secret admirer. You’ll have people everywhere
crazy about you—and they won’t even know it’s
you! You will be the James Bond of secret admirers,
and your personal secret weapon is the Message in a
Bottle. Oh, you devil, you!
Oh, and you know, alas, crushes of the romantic kind
tend to come and go, so you want to keep several Message
in a Bottles on hand at all times. That way, when it
happens that you’re just dying to tell someone
I got a crush on you, you’ll always be ready!
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